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Taliban Patrol Wearing Fruit Boots
Published 12 months ago
The Taliban recorded themselves conducting a mounted security patrol while two of the members zipped along the gun truck wearing inline skates, better known as rollerblades.
The militant Islamist skater boys demonstrate proficiency as they weave in and out of traffic. However, had they suddenly become engaged in a direct fire engagement, having skates strapped to their feet would quickly prove to be a bad idea, as the ability to maneuver would be limited to smooth paved surfaces.
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Will Killmore is a US Army combat infantry veteran and Purple Heart recipient. He has deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan with the 172nd Stryker Brigade and 173rd Airborne Brigade. Following his time in service, he successfully pursued a certificate of journalism and has been a blogger for Funker530 since 2014. Follow Will’s bad takes on Twitter